Monthly Archives: June 2015

The Unpretty Sex Truths of a SAHM

sexSex sex sex. It’s a known fact that men think about sex…ALOT.

It’s also a known fact that most mommas don’t.

We can be very practical beings who foresee the many interruptions and consequences of a quicky with hubby.

Let’s face it, when your kids are home all day every day sex can be a matter of aligning the moon and the stars to get some one on one cuddle time with hubby.

Here are my Unpretty truths about sex as a stay at home mom. Continue reading The Unpretty Sex Truths of a SAHM

The Unpretty of Co-sleeping

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Yes I have probably disgusted half the people reading this headline, but I understand that not everyone agrees with the co-sleeping thing and as far as I am concerned, each to their own.

I have co-slept with every single one of my kids. So after 5 children, 2 still currently in co-sleeping positions as I write this, I know all to well the ‘unpretty’ that comes with co-sleeping.

So whats my advice? Continue reading The Unpretty of Co-sleeping

The Unpretty Of The After Baby Body

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Before, Before, Now

I have had 5 children yet many people tell me I look good for having had them.

Of course, these people have only ever seen me with my clothes on so they don’t count.

I remember a time, wayyyyy back, when I was in my early, very very early 20’s.

Size 8 (that’s size 2 for you yanks), crop tops, and tight velvet dresses.

And I rocked them all with no bra required.

Now? Ohhhhh, now? Continue reading The Unpretty Of The After Baby Body

The Unpretty Unfine Art Of Seduction

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You’ve been sexting hubby all day about who wants to do what to whom and how.

He’s working late so miracle of all miracles you have managed to get the kids to bed before 9pm and have an hour to prepare for you seduction.

Candles are lit (i bet you are all thinking, ohhhh nooo), the bed has new clean sheets (no idea why cause your just going to have to change them again), and you have had a shower, done your hair, applied a lil seduction colored lippy and a bran spanking new panties and bra set from Target (Kmart, Walmart, you get the picture).

The scene is set. You’ve been waiting all day for this and by god ain’t nothing going to ruin it.

Or so you hope…. Continue reading The Unpretty Unfine Art Of Seduction

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Do you sit in your PJ’s/trackies all day every day throughout winter?

Are you home with your kids all day every day?

Have you ever sworn, argued or farted in front of your kids?

Do you sometimes just feel like digging a hole in the back yard and hiding your head in it till you cant hear the screams of your wonderfully mis-behaved kids?

Despite the shit that goes on from day to day, are you still able to laugh and find something in your life to be grateful for?

Then this is a blog dedicated to you, and me, maybe just me?

 

cartoonme       Who Am I

I am a 42 yr old mum who has given birth to 5 wonderfully quirky kids.

My oldest 3 are from my previous 16 yr relationship and the last two are from my current relationship of 4yrs. Only my oldest and my two youngest live with us, the other 2 live with their father.

This dynamic isn’t the norm, but neither am I.

Im not unpretty, nor am I pretty.

I am unique, special and very me as are each and every one of us, and I am ok with this.

I invite you into my world. It can be quirky, weird, wacky and all manner of crazy, yet at the same time it can also be boring and brain numbing.